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The thrilling sequel to my mom’s Smash Bros. antics has arrived! This time around my 81 year old grandma takes a shot at trying to name the entire Super Smash Bros. 4 roster, and unfortunately she also mistakes Wii Fit Trainer for Elvis. For all the references she makes more relevant to her generation I also added a side image for reference. I hope everyone enjoys this just as much (if not more) than my mom’s.


Feeling like the world around me is crumbling down. Lost a dream job, lost an apprenticeship, and worst of all my girl has to move out. My family is very judgemental they choose to see the bad and rarely glance at the good. Apparently my family no longer want my girlfriend living with us. We both have no jobs due to forcibly having to quit our job at a day spa because the man was a jerk and turned out to be a sex offender. Money is low and when my girl got her tax money my family decides they dont want money that we should look into getting our own place. Right. For like what? Just a month? Then what? Anyways luckily we have good friends and one of them is going to let her move in with them. Now, here is my problem. I love my woman to pieces and she knows that. The only thing I never wanted to do is hurt her or let her down and I feel like I let her down. Im a male pisces with the mindset that I have to take care of everything. Being told by my own blood that its not their problem anymore really hurt. They have no idea how sane my woman kept me. I just want to hurry up and put a roof over her head and get married. She means the world to me. If this doesn’t work out with our friend the only choice she would have is to go to Atlanta to live with her family. Something I really do not want. We both established that long distance wouldn’t work for us. So, im really praying and hoping I get a job and things go well so she wouldn’t have to go..

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